1. Honour thy self and thy phone bill
2. If he doth not e-mail, thou shalt wait !
3. Thou shalt turneth off the phone from midnight unto six o'clock i'th' Morning.
4. Thou shalt not make wrongful use of thy precious vocal cords, honour the sounds of silence
5. Show steadfast faith in the Aphorism ' no news is good news ' and desist from panicking if thou hast not heard from him for forty hours, even though it may feel as it thou hast been banished for forty days and night
6. Thou shalt not worship false gods, this includes kneeling in front of thy telephone praying for it to ring
7. Thou shalt not become a bunny boiler, nor shalt thou send him more than four text messages a day.
8. Thou shalt solemnly promise thyself that thou will not e-mail thy boyfriend every time a new thought pops into thy head.
9. Thou shalt not imbibe of thy neighbours wine unto the practice of sending thy man five text messages in a row
10. Thou shalt not kill romance by being a contol freak.
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